Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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