I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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