belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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