He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
is it fun? or sober?
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