awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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