It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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