i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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