Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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