i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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