worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
People with herpes should wear stickers.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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