What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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