I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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