I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Randomize
