im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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