Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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