i don't like sucking hair
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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