I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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