I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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