One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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