You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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