we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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