Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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