what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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