It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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