do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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