Umm I'm too high to move.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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