I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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