i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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