I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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