Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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