Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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