I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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