The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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