I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Randomize
