where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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