okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
