Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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