I look better un-naked...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It's just like the Real World with babies
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
