I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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