The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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