Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well you can't waste a boner
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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