Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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