Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We're too hungover to prance.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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