Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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