I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
