do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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