do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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