this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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