why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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