You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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